Just about time we've had another George Clooney movie! This is going to be just another classic from him. He's a contract assassin, obviously the best at this job. But considering how his last job in Sweden that proved to be more fierce than he had originally expected; Jack vows not to do this job anymore.
All he has to do to get out is finish his last assignment based in Italy where he has to neutralize a Belgian woman, Mathilde. In the course of events he finds himself in a new found friendship with a local pope and starts a fresh romance with a local woman Clara. In doing so he might be playing more with danger than he could ever imagine.
Story line doesn't matter anymore because they have Jessica Alba in a Bikini. Then they have Michelle Rodriguez again in the same type of apparel. Plus they have Lindsay Lohan too. But I'm not too sure about her role in the movie at the moment other than she's a Nun with a gun.
So the point is that most people are going to watch the trailer and simply going to watch the movie because of these three gals.
There's nothing much to hear about the story either. I mean, it just starts with murder and ends with a lot of murders. What's so great about something like that? As if we haven't seen anything like it ever before? Still if you care enough, Machete (Danny Trejo) is framed into an offer to kill the Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) because he's trying to send hundreds of illegal immigrants from the country.
But at the time of assassination he's attacked by one of the henchmen of Benz, who gave him the deal in the first place. Just so that Benz can reinforce the fact upon the nation that illegal Mexicans are bad for the society with Machete being and outlaw and trying to kill the senator as well.
Having survived the attacks Machete is bent on taking revenge and killing everybody who was involved in framing him.
First I wanted to watch this movie only because of Paul Walker. Then I couldn't miss the movie because of Hayden Christensen. Now I think with Zoe Saldana this is one of those movies that keep their impression for a long time.
A group of thieves are involved in many high stakes jobs. Having collected a lot of money the greed for more is just never satiated. So they plan out a new gig that's going to be bigger than anything they've ever done. They have a fool proof plan and all the ingredients for the heist of the century. But you can never rule out the phenomenon of the 'unexpected'.
They run out into a few complications during the heist which make the story all the more interesting.
If you really want to see in how many ways a girl's body can be bent then you really ought to see this movie! I mean, there's one thing about performing exorcism but watching the trailer it seems like every time something's going to happen first a bone or two break from that girl's body then she bends in the most strangest of ways in her futile attempts to scare us, the audience.
Just another exorcism movie. Watch it if you like the trailer,
I don't like the concept of this movie. I'm not sure what they're trying to prove in there? That long distance relationships work? Or Drew Berrymore just can't do a better guy?
I'm still trying to figure it out but, like, whatever man. I think it's a stupid movie and most people are only going to watch it because of Drew Berrymore.
If you still don't have a good idea, the film is about a couple trying to keep a relationship up when one is in New York City and the other is in San Francisco, California. Even though Justin Long is 32 he still looks at least 10 years younger than Drew Berrymore, so she's probably better off with someone else anyway. But nooooo, that's the way it has to be. Otherwise it's not going to go according to the script.
Just about time we've had another George Clooney movie! This is going to be just another classic from him. He's a contract assassin, obviously the best at this job. But considering how his last job in Sweden that proved to be more fierce than he had originally expected; Jack vows not to do this job anymore. 
Story line doesn't matter anymore because they have Jessica Alba in a Bikini. Then they have Michelle Rodriguez again in the same type of apparel. Plus they have Lindsay Lohan too. But I'm not too sure about her role in the movie at the moment other than she's a Nun with a gun.
First I wanted to watch this movie only because of Paul Walker. Then I couldn't miss the movie because of Hayden Christensen. Now I think with Zoe Saldana this is one of those movies that keep their impression for a long time. 
If you really want to see in how many ways a girl's body can be bent then you really ought to see this movie! I mean, there's one thing about performing exorcism but watching the trailer it seems like every time something's going to happen first a bone or two break from that girl's body then she bends in the most strangest of ways in her futile attempts to scare us, the audience. 
I don't like the concept of this movie. I'm not sure what they're trying to prove in there? That long distance relationships work? Or Drew Berrymore just can't do a better guy? 
