Story line doesn't matter anymore because they have Jessica Alba in a Bikini. Then they have Michelle Rodriguez again in the same type of apparel. Plus they have Lindsay Lohan too. But I'm not too sure about her role in the movie at the moment other than she's a Nun with a gun.

So the point is that most people are going to watch the trailer and simply going to watch the movie because of these three gals.

There's nothing much to hear about the story either. I mean, it just starts with murder and ends with a lot of murders. What's so great about something like that? As if we haven't seen anything like it ever before? Still if you care enough, Machete (Danny Trejo) is framed into an offer to kill the Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) because he's trying to send hundreds of illegal immigrants from the country.

But at the time of assassination he's attacked by one of the henchmen of Benz, who gave him the deal in the first place. Just so that Benz can reinforce the fact upon the nation that illegal Mexicans are bad for the society with Machete being and outlaw and trying to kill the senator as well.

Having survived the attacks Machete is bent on taking revenge and killing everybody who was involved in framing him.

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